Revealed: How You Can Identify A Perfect Man

Revealed are the nine characteristics of a perfect man
1. A perfect man doesn't DRINK

2. A perfect man doesn't SMOKE

3. A perfect man doesn't GAMBLE

4. A perfect man doesn't WATCH SOCCER

5. A perfect man doesn't SNORE

6. A perfect man doesn't keep LATE NIGHTS

7. A perfect man doesn't ask for SEX by 3 a.m

8. A perfect man doesn't have FEMALE contacts

9. A perfect man doesn't EXIST..........